Elisabeth Workman & Michael Sikkema
The devil shoots the devil. In the face. In hell. In Ohio. In jest. I just liked this like I like infant mystery juice. Jizzle devil two step explains the apocalypse. I miss you ELEPHANT WONDERBRA I miss you MANSUIT SICKLE MAN SUIT SICKLE SLASH MACHETE SLASH MISSES YOU MISS We need to mash some more words and shoot them in their freaked out facehash. Let’s mash a book’s worth and shoot it square in the Ohio. The devil approves from his facehole. Her facehole. His and hers faceholes. His and hers faceholes like an Ohio claiming one size fists all. I just spurted mouthwash from my fisthole. I just Ohioed the tell tale. Ohio loves a washed mouth spurt a gunpowder snort an elk tattoo with alien underpinnings pinned under Ohio's underthings. Ohio voted itself the best dressed Florida and the mobsters all straightened their crucifixes. They have a drive through crocodile vagina kind of feel. They have doppelganger satan malls cowering behind every phantom jungle hymen. They call them Flying Toledos. They say Ohio is home to America’s first maw. They say every fist kiss happens in a Flying Toledo food court. U.F.Ohio. U.F.Ohiology. It's where everyone goes for white sale stigmata. Its ass antlers the no dome, the no-dom sometimes called Ohio. What happens in Ohio stains in Ohio. The garbage collectors are floating skulls of truth, bibs of nostalgia. A half pound of antlers will get you $500 or 50 years depending on your surname. Sir, name the fallopian forest responsible for your accident, and we'll reward it seven stones of my high O. O damn. O please and Thanatos. Dose me back to your Ohio thighs. Sometimes I need to dumpster dive in my worst-case Ohio in which you eff ogres for their car parts, in which ogres eff ohnoseconds with baby spoons, in which babies eff octogenarians for oleo and it’s understandable because Route 80 is littered with placenta and the woods fawn tubular and sticky. Rickety out-of-staters rub up on the snare drums. Cameras capture. Oh, hi, obvious epic, let us show you interspecies spooning and these crooked hooker mufflers. Two hand the Ohio hang or dawn's fingers get all futuristic. The Collected Ohio was originally uterus carved and strobe lit by burning virgins. We just got hot for the messenger.